HunterBukowski
Being short wouldn’t be so bad if the girl at McDonald’s didn’t ask me if I wanted a toy with my meal.
Tim
If you don’t know a Michael Scott in your life, then you’re probably him.
Steve Carell

Bruce Lee, you crazy mothafucker. 

Don’t fuck with us

Don’t fuck with us

looks exactly like my cousin

looks exactly like my cousin

Wow. He really is hard to kill

Wow. He really is hard to kill

I think I might have a mental disorder. I don’t know. Life’s becoming one big joke. Eh…. Oh Well.
Zach Galifianakis, Comedians of Comedy
Me all the way

Me all the way

I’m your biggest fan!

I’m your biggest fan!

You got a little cheese in you? I like that

You got a little cheese in you? I like that