“Being short wouldn’t be so bad if the girl at McDonald’s didn’t ask me if I wanted a toy with my meal.” — Tim
“If you don’t know a Michael Scott in your life, then you’re probably him.” — Steve Carell
[video]
Don’t fuck with us
(via infutures)
looks exactly like my cousin
Wow. He really is hard to kill
“I think I might have a mental disorder. I don’t know. Life’s becoming one big joke. Eh…. Oh Well.” — Zach Galifianakis, Comedians of Comedy
Me all the way
I’m your biggest fan!
You got a little cheese in you? I like that