Being short wouldn’t be so bad if the girl at McDonald’s didn’t ask me if I wanted a toy with my meal.
If you don’t know a Michael Scott in your life, then you’re probably him.
Bruce Lee, you crazy mothafucker.
looks exactly like my cousin
Wow. He really is hard to kill
I think I might have a mental disorder. I don’t know. Life’s becoming one big joke. Eh…. Oh Well.
Zach Galifianakis, Comedians of Comedy
You got a little cheese in you? I like that