HunterBukowski

Being short wouldn’t be so bad if the girl at McDonald’s didn’t ask me if I wanted a toy with my meal.

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Tim

If you don’t know a Michael Scott in your life, then you’re probably him.

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—	Steve Carell

I think I might have a mental disorder. I don’t know. Life’s becoming one big joke. Eh…. Oh Well.

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—	Zach Galifianakis, Comedians of Comedy